Humorous Miscellany

Well, folks, it's been an interesting couple weeks.  After the past few serious posts, I think it's time to mix it up a bit and go for light and fluffy.  Sit back, relax and prepare to giggle or wonder why in God's name you're friends with me and reading this.

First up, a Thanksgiving story about just how that turkey you're eating came to be.  My favorite part of it is the "...person helps get him ready to make his contribution..."  One can only imagine what exactly that means.

Of course, after reading that, I was reminded of the best convenience store movie ever made, Clerks.  You should thank me for doing the search to find that clip.  Some weird stuff came up before I found the right combination of words.  (clerks movie counselor for those of you keeping score)

Finally, something I wish I had known years ago.  I really wish I had this as ammunition for the disagreements with lovely wife.  I knew there was a reason I never got what she asked for!

Now you know some of the stuff I read online and a little more about my sense of humor.  Aren't you glad?